This site was supposed to be coded by hand but you know what? Your favorite local idiot (that’s me) only knows HTML and wordpress doesn’t support me uploading basic HTML files to that so here we are!

Folks, I’m trying. You’re trying. We’re all trying. Unfortunately, I’m not great at figuring out what webpages are supposed to look like, even though I spend a stupid amount of time on the internet! But as my dad says, “if you can’t be good, be consistent.” So that’s what I’m trying to do, be consistently unsure of my own damn website. Looks like I’m acing that test so far.